If you ever had doubts that you'd never become wealthy through your writing, read on. At Harry Blake's Workshop for Writers I'll get you on the right track. I'm Harry Blake, I'm just a character from the head of my author, and I know better than most what it takes to become...er...well, famous...if you know what I mean? I'd been buzzing about in his head for years, before the fool actually woke up and recognised me. I mean, for gods sake, the guy knew what it was all about, he had spent his time doodling around, writing blogs, posts and e-mail stories, so he must have had a modicum of talent...yeah? But no! The idiot binned the lot, or left others to profit from his good ideas
Now tell me something, if you could spend a few moments writing an error-free Blog, wouldn't you have to admit that you could write a Paragragh of a book too? Well, just knock up a few thouand of these, and you already have a book. So what's the problem?
The problem is, that too many people complete the paragraph and then toss it aside, losing thousands of dollars, pounds or whatever else you deal in. Is that stupid, or what? Okay, there may be a couple of technical gizmos involved, but if you can write one complete paragragh you must be writing about something, and you could turn your writing into wealth quite easily.
When my author finally came to his senses, he first created a character which turned out to be me, Harry. "What's it going to be about?" he asks himself continually, then it was, "How do I do this?" and, "How do I do that?" Well,I don't mind telling you folk, that it took ages for him to decide. But, eventually it all began to come together and, up to now, he's written three novels about me. I don't mind telling you this, but he's made quite a packet since he first stopped throwing those scraps of paper away. He'd tried making submissions to main stream publishers, but they're a crowd of crooks, and they're the cause of us loosing thousands of brilliant stories and authors by rejection,every year, with not even them being given the courtesy of a manuscript reading. A tragedy, thats what it is.
This failure is not your fault as a writer my friend, and it is certainly not the end. There are ways for anyone to write a good story and use it to make loads of money. You can even create your own life story and watch the pennies roll in. Anyone can do it. That day, when we...my author and me, went aboard our new boat for the first time, you just knew he'd made it. The sun was shining on Lake Garda that day and the snow glistened on top of the mountains. He stays there a lot nowadays, writing to his hearts content. He got all that by doing what I want to tell you here.
No matter who you are, you can definitely write something good enough to bring in the dosh. It doesn't cost an arm or a leg, and I'm going to help you...me, Harry Blake. All you have to do, is to download a copy of our very first eBook Conspiracy of Eagles.and we'll go from there. You will begin to see the basic construction of the storyline as you read. My author has written three books in this series, which he calls The Expatriat Legacy. If you prefer, you can select either of the other books instead. Jericho Light tells the story of a hell of a fight I had with Iraqi agents in the Red Sea, which you won'e want to miss, and the latest best seller, is Rabinski's Tear, which outlines the scrap we had with Christian Identity groups from the USA. While my team are trying to prevent these bums from detonating a dirty bomb in Washington DC, I find out that the Arc of the Covenant has been hidden in the Vatican for centuries, a real blockbuster this. When you've got the first chapter on your screen, send me an e-mail to confirm. I'll lead you into your new manuscript, through these continuing posts, until you are happy to be let loose. We'll write a book together...yeah? As you continue to write, your work will improve, just like my authours did, and he's even started to write humorous books now, which are surprisingly good, but a little close to the knuckle, if youknow what I mean? These two new releases will have you pissing yourself, excuse the pun, they are The Seapriest Greaser , about a drunken priest on a trampship voyaging around Central America, and the other one is about unbridled lust among the old-age pensioners of Cockhampton Cove, called The Cockhampton Advent. But keep your mind off having a published best seller anyway. A publisher will 'grant' an author approximetaely 22.5% of the retail price on sales, whereas an eBook will provide twice as much...perhaps more. In my Workshop I will show you how it can be done and maybe one day, your boat will be tied up next to ours. Good luck.

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